Wife, mommy, independent contractor, crazy owner of eight cats and one guinea pig. Terrible at writing self-synopses. Great at stressing over misplaced antecedents, growing tomatoes, playing with makeup, and teaching children inappropriate-yet-funny phrases. A little obsessed with gardening, historical novels, bad and/or underappreciated TV shows, and Superman. Big words, little website. Let’s break it down:
Wife to awesome husband named Michael. He works with meat. Let’s all agree not to snicker at that unless it’s Tuesday.
Mommy to gorgeous, crazy four-year-old boy named Connor. He does not work with meat, but does enjoy avant-garde noodle creations. He likes Star Wars, building things, Spiderman, and books. I tried to avoid corporate branding but he had other plans.
Independent contractor for ChaCha and anyone else who hires me. I like the ChaCha job and it leaves me time to pick up an editing job here or a site design gig there. It also leaves me time to read piles of books and edit Schizodigestive, sometimes.
Owner of eight cats. And a guinea pig, but let’s focus on the cats. ALL EIGHT OF THEM. To my mind that is about five too many. Unfortunately, the husband does not agree.
I hope, someday, to earn so much money from my fabulous freelance gigs that I can take myself away from all of this. (Except for the kid and the husband. I guess they can come too.) I live in New Mexico, so we’ll just wait to see how that goes.
OH AND BY THE WAY: My name is Sara, I’m in my 20s, and I almost forgot that those are things you might need to know.