Something silly with gratuitous chat-posting.

In light of the sheer mind-boggling inappropriateness of this, Nia and I bring you a little game called Which Chest? It’s very simple. All you do is choose a political dignitary or religious figure to whom you’d like to give a big, frat-boy chest-bump. Here’s a sampling to start you off:

Nia says:
i was wondering last night as i tried to sleep if i should want to chest bump an official who’s no longer living.
Sara says:
hahahahhaha me too! i was thinking of chester a. arthur.
Nia says:
or an international dignitary. for instance, i’d totally chest-bump prince harry.
Sara says:
well, i picked the president of france. also, she’s not technically a dignitary, but i’d LOVE to chest bump eva braun. just to say i did it, you know?
Nia says:
oh yeah. i was thinking of harry truman last night.
Sara says:
ALSO ELIZABETH I OH MY GOD. there. that is the pinnacle of my chest bump ambition.
Nia says:
the queen? HELL YES.
Sara says:
her and her mom, both.
Nia says:
omg i forgot that the queen mother was still alive.
Sara says:
no, i meant anne boleyn. chest bumping anne boleyn and elizabeth I? win.
Nia says:
b/c the queen mother is charles’ mother.
Sara says:
she is kind of tiny though. perhaps you should aim for the empress matilda instead.
Nia says:
it would be a soft chest bump.
Nia says:
i’d like to chest bump chairman mao.

See y’all in the comments!


4 Responses to Something silly with gratuitous chat-posting.

  1. Nia says:

    Angie says:
    Angie says:

    Yeah, this has been the most entertaining topic all week.

  2. Anne says:

    I’d go for the Dalai Lama. But it had better be soon or he’s going to get a bump bump.

    b/c the queen mother is charles’ mother.

    I realise you’re probably just being silly here but, um, no. Elizabeth II will be dead when Charles is King. She will be the queen until then. If Britain had a king right now, and then he died/abdicated and Charles became king, Elizabeth would then be the queen mother. Elizabeth I, who became Queen Mother when her husband died and her daughter became the queen, was called a queen consort. If she had been queen in her own right, she would have remained queen until her own death/abdication. Or something like that. No doubt someone with actual royal knowledge will prove me wrong.

    from Wikipedia – Queen mother is a title or position reserved for a widowed queen consort (a queen dowager) whose son or daughter from that marriage is the reigning monarch.

    ok, now queen just looks wrong.

  3. Mer says:

    Dude, I think you’ve been the first person to ever evidence withdrawl from the Girls Bike Club.

  4. lethal says:

    This is just freakish!!! I mean, did you see some of those poses???

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