Connor: Oh, what’s THAT?
Me: It’s pizza! It’s good!
Connor: Um, Mommy? What kind is it?
Me: It’s spinach and mushroom. It’s delicious!
Connor: [eyeing the pizza] Hmmmm. Hey, Mommy! Remember those boogers that were in my nose?
Me: Yes. Are you insinuating something?
Connor: This I-see-too-much-room pizza has my boogers on it! They’re HUUUUGE.