Bewitched, but mostly bothered and bewildered.


Michael:  I think I’ll get Connor ready for bed.

Me:  Okay.  Fair warning, I think he pooped.

Michael: I know.  That’s why I have this diaper ready.

Me: [lifts Connor, sniffs his butt]

Michael:  [horrified stare]

Me:  Um, what?

Michael:  I told you I knew his diaper was dirty.  You didn’t have to… do that.

Me:  Oh.  Oh, crap.  It’s just HABIT NOW.  This is what you’ve BROUGHT ME TO.

Michael:  You were just like, “[Mimics Connor-lifting, deep whiffing.]  Ahhhh, toddler poo!”

Me:  I don’t even know who I am anymore.

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One Response to Bewitched, but mostly bothered and bewildered.

  1. Jen says:

    That’s hilarious! And so the kind of exchange my husband and I would have, too.

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