Don't you hate it when people use vaguely “artistic” photos to lure you into staring at
All right! Time to make a mess!
Wait — did she just say “shot”?
She has to be joking, right? Ha, ha! Good one, Ma!
… Heh? Ma?
No, YOU take the shot!
Okay, okay, okay… I'll take the shot. Fine.
A'ight, that wasn't so bad. Let's roll out.
Connor had to get a shot today, and I got some really good pictures of him with my brother while we waited. Surprise! You guys get the benefit of yet another lame nonoccurrence-cum-nonentry! My life is so damn exciting.
My kid really is cute, though. I mean, it's at least worth a look.