variations on getting the last word.


A play in three acts.

Act I:

Me: “Honey, what is that?”
Michael: “It's a protein shake.”
Connor: “Shake-a shake-a boom boom!”

Act II:

Michael: “Are you all right?”
Me, flopping dramatically across the bed: “I think I'm going to die.”
Connor: “You have to die laughing.”

Act III:

Connor: “See my motor?”
Chris: “Er, what motor?”
Connor: “My motor is in my butt!”
Chris: “….”
Connor: [breaks wind, zooms away]

Fin.

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