1. Who eats more?
Him. And I hate his skinny self every day for getting away with it.
2. Who said “I love you” first?
3. Who is the morning person?
Me, sort of. I'm the one who gets up in the morning, although neither of us likes it.
4. Who sings better?
It's a draw.
5. Who's older?
That depends on who you ask. ;P
6. Who's smarter?
We're equally smart, in totally different areas.
7. Whose temper is worse?
Mine is more frequent but his is more explosive.
8. Who does the laundry?
I do, usually. Sometimes he'll do a quick load of his work shirts if I've been especially lazy.
9. Who does the dishes?
Both of us.
10. Who sleeps on the right side of the bed?
I do, because I hate sleeping next to the wall.
11. Whose feet are bigger?
12. Whose hair is longer?
13. Who's better with the computer?
I'm better with the Internet and sofware; he's better with hardware and techie stuff.
14. Do you have pets?
We have eight cats (!!) and a guinea pig.
15. Who pays the bills?
Both of us.
16. Who cooks dinner?
Usually I do, but he can sometimes be persuaded to make brisket or grill some burgers.
17. Who drives when you are together?
He does. Alas for my current lack of license.
18. Who pays when you go out to dinner?
That depends on which of us has money at the time.
19. Who's the most stubborn?
Again — my stubbornness is more frequent, but his is more… something. More stubborn when he decides to dig in, I guess.
20. Who is the first one to admit when they're wrong?
21. Whose family do you see more?
22. Who named your pet?
We share in the naming of pets.
23. Who kissed who first?
I don't remember. He probably kissed me first.
24. Who asked who out first?
26. Who's more sensitive?
That depends on the topic in question.
27. Who's taller?
He is, by a landslide.
28. Who has more friends?
He does. All of my friends are online, because I am a lame-o.
29. Who has more siblings?
We're even — he has two, I have two.
30. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
Me, daily. Him, overall.
Surgery was okay. I have a paper due tonight that I have not even started. I feel terrible; this week's mantra has been Vicodin, take me away… I started on oxycodone, but now I've been demoted. I'm seriously considering blowing this paper off; it's 15% of my grade, but I've made a 100 and a 102 on the last two tests, respectively, and I think I can live with an 85% final grade. (This thought is, in and of itself, quite shocking.) Why don't you guys tell me about you?